I am a writer. I write things. Sometimes—okay, most of the time—those things involve profanity, insensitivity, and a certain level of crass humor. Also, I like to rant. A lot. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-27687080-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @irasciblewriter)http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6dCiaA3IRwPSHlIXxgHsUP&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Feels like my song for the day. #huffnpuff</p>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/30249088931http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/30249088931Sun, 26 Aug 2012 12:47:46 -0400musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6VNRBXV7lQz9VAHhsfYkrE&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>It seems like a good day (at work for free) to listen to some good music. #FML</p>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/30248235188http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/30248235188Sun, 26 Aug 2012 12:33:13 -0400musicspotify<p>My day job is populated with the worst books you can imagine. And I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s an exaggeration&#8212;they&#8217;re crap. They&#8217;re the worst titles in the history of bound printed material, and many of them are an offense to Gutenberg. </p> <p>So, sometimes when the noxious climbs too high, I have to switch over to something online and read something well-written, something with aspirations and hopes that will make me remember that sense of wonder about the versatility of words that made me want to be a writer in the first place.</p> <p>I read those fine words, and feel that sense of &#8220;someday I want to write like that,&#8221; and I sigh.</p> <p>Then I hold my nose and click back to the day job work.</p> <p>Because I have bills.</p> <p>Bills suck.</p>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28917675802http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28917675802Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:32:51 -0400damn itdayjobwriting<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_28915471411" src="http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28915471411/audio_player_iframe/irasciblewriter/tumblr_m7nljyWuBO1qaf0pd?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Firasciblewriter%2F28915471411%2Ftumblr_m7nljyWuBO1qaf0pd" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derych.tumblr.com/post/27943700982/dark-wolfs-last-day-egwmusic-play-the-audio" target="_blank">derych</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dark-wolfs-last-day.tumblr.com/post/27925345163/egwmusic-play-the-audio-and-let-your-life-near" target="_blank">dark-wolfs-last-day</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egwmusic.tumblr.com/post/27896665089/play-the-audio-and-let-your-life-near-completion" target="_blank">egwmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Play the audio and let your life near completion.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nlf5ZrbK1qaxeq1.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptpzix0zPYA" target="_blank">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I FUCKING SPAT AND THE SCREEN AND LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED. HELP.</p> </blockquote> <p>I AM CRYING SO HARD. OMFG.</p> </blockquote>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28915471411http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28915471411Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:52:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrroxKUo51qhd14co8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28915134203http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28915134203Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:45:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vz63xmrO1qj3uuto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28914788220http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28914788220Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:39:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dmopzsfm1qad2ozo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28914695581http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/28914695581Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:37:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tkzegxxA1rymotgo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enter-is-free-here.tumblr.com/post/25366305693/naked-man" target="_blank">enter-is-free-here</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Naked Man!!!</p> </blockquote>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27979032441http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27979032441Wed, 25 Jul 2012 09:03:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hn3uSaV41qeiqtwo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921875262http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921875262Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:39:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vt0ctksv1qg8cumo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vt0ctksv1qg8cumo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921753228http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921753228Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:37:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hirnxemb1r3uvlzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hirnxemb1r3uvlzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921513553http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921513553Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:33:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7i0eiaHoK1qeiqtwo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote><em><small>homophobes never check there.</small></em></blockquote></p>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921169694http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921169694Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:27:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vbpqlgkg1r5r8duo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921084682http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27921084682Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:26:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o15_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o13_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b7k8KXui1rr7jl8o14_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nrdml.tumblr.com/post/27408383019/barney-stinsons-best-high-fives" target="_blank">nrdml</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Barney </span><em>Stinson’s best</em><span> high fives!</span></p> </blockquote>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27491836646http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27491836646Wed, 18 Jul 2012 13:40:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5aw874k4O1ql4rfzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pandas-are-black-white-and-asian.tumblr.com/post/27330481330/amazing-how-were-in-denial-for-such-a-long-time" target="_blank">pandas-are-black-white-and-asian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amazing how we’re in denial for such a long time before realising this.</p> </blockquote>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27489272367http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/27489272367Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:57:35 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6cQry6xKaC6tdkdPokopxy&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/26974896443http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/26974896443Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:07:01 -0400musicspotify<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5g95zuiPg1r8dzo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25898208089http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25898208089Mon, 25 Jun 2012 22:17:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bqe9EHHP1qfluaeo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bqe9EHHP1qfluaeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25898188790http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25898188790Mon, 25 Jun 2012 22:17:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zw3dHMHG1rymk1ro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25897990414http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25897990414Mon, 25 Jun 2012 22:14:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62psvfEEd1qct6hyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25755718874http://irasciblewriter.tumblr.com/post/25755718874Sat, 23 Jun 2012 22:47:25 -0400